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Frictionless Surfaces                       only $4.95 per square meter!

Inextensible Massless Rope                  only $1.99 per meter!

Point Masses                                only $1.39 per kilogram!

Massless, Zero-Volume Paint                    
   --Perfect for labeling those                *** SOLD OUT ***
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Ideal Springs                                 $.75 and up

Ideal Gas
	-monatomic                          $5.00 per liter *
	-diatomic                           $7.50 per liter *
	-triatomic                          $10.00 per liter *

* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.

Magnetic Monopoles                          $1.25 ea.
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Special Sale:
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Zero-Resistance Wire
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