English [en]

Fun Definitions 2

Cashtration (n.)
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Ignoranus (n.)
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication (n.)
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation (n.)
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone (n.)
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy (n.)
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti (n.)
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm (n.)
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v.)
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Osteopornosis (n.)
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon (n.)
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.)
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido (n.)
All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect (n.)
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic Fit (n.)
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.)
Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.)
The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection.

Disclaimer

Source of file: The Washington Post Neologism Contest.

TOP

 [FSF logo] “The Free Software Foundation (FSF) is a nonprofit with a worldwide mission to promote computer user freedom. We defend the rights of all software users.”

JOIN SHOP

招财蟾蜍APP 林丹比分直播 宁夏11选5规则 欧美av女星图片 安徽11选5开奖结 兴华配资 辽宁麻将微信群 贵州十一选五 北京赛车pk10在线 日本av人名 *开奖查询排列5 云智在线配资 棒球比分多少算赢 福建31选7今天开 足球比分直播即时比分网007足球 25选7开奖结果查 今日股票推荐11.21