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Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.

Dormitory Dirty Room
Evangelist Evil's Agent
Desperation A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code Here Come Dots
Slot Machines Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity Is No Amity
Mother-in-law Woman Hitler :)
Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness Genuine Class
Semolina Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one
Contradiction Accord not in it
Astronomer Moon Starer
Princess Diana End is a car spin
Year Two Thousand A year to shut down

This one's truly amazing:

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

And the Anagram:

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

And for the grand finale:

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
--Neil Armstrong

The Anagram:

A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

Nope, one more!

The following phrase is a perfect anagram to start the impeachment trial:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

The Anagram:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

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